Felice Herrig literally choked the shit out of Kish last night

Yes, Felice Herrig more-or-less dominated her match at UFC Fight Night: Oklahoma City. But, when I say she beat the shit out of Justine Kish, I mean she literally made Kish poop in the octagon. I’ve only seen this once before in my life; when I was 18, a buddy of mine got punched in the stomach and immediately shit his pants. It’s too bad that Joe Rogan wasn’t calling the fights last night, because he 100% would have called this out and obsessed over it.

At least Justine Kish is a good sport about it.

Big John McCarthy from the top rope.

Felice Herrig also had some choice words for the UFC.

MMAFighting.com: “I think that I had one bad performance, and because I’m a veteran in this sport you can’t look at me as this new up-and-comer that they can be like, ‘This girl is going to be the next big thing,’” Herrig said following her victory over Kish in a media scrum. “I already solidified myself in this sport, I’ve already been in it for 15 years, I’ve fought some of the best and fought completely out of my weight class in so many fights. 

“Honestly, if you want to know the truth, I just feel like I’m not young and beautiful for the UFC to want to promote me. And it’s sad because I’ve really worked hard to be here and it’s hard to see, you know, these people who haven’t been through what I’ve been through and just got to the UFC at the right time, and they’re getting all these opportunities. I’ve seen how hard I’ve worked to get here and it just doesn’t matter because I’m not pretty enough and I’m not getting any younger, so I don’t know.”

Felice Herrig will choke the shit out of you. Literally.