Turns out LaMelo Ball might not be that good

So, it turns out that LaMelo Ball might not be the next coming of Jesus, LeBron, Michael Jordan or even his brother Lonzo. This weekend, the kid put on show. A shit show, that is. Airball, after airball. Brick, after bright.

Now, it’s very likely that this is just a kid having an off night. But, I bet LeBron never had a night like that. I beat Michael Jordan never had a night like that. Right? No, they probably did to. You know what they didn’t have? An asshole father that has put them in a position to live up to an unrealistic standard.

Sorry, LaMelo Ball… the son will die for the sins of the father.

You’re father has ruined everything for you.

P.S. Nice pup up speech, Lavar. No wonder the team played like shit.

P.P.S. They didn’t just play like shit, they lost 109 – 57. At that point, I’m probably pulling my kid off that AAU team. All the ZO2s in the world aren’t worth it. Nope.

Hey, LaMelo Ball, remember:

“Boos don’t block dunks.” — Kobe Bryant

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