Tiger Woods Charged With A DUI

Blog update as of 5/30/17, we discussed this blog on our podcast:

Tiger Woods has been charged with a DUI in Florida. Early Monday morning, the former golf superstar was arrested on the suspicion of driving under the influence. It seems that it will be a truly a Memorable, Memorial Day for Tiger.

USAToday.com:Tiger Woods has been charged with driving under the influence in Jupiter, Florida, according to local ABC affiliate WPBF.

He was arrested around 3 a.m. Monday on Military Trail just south of Indian Creek Parkway, WPBF reported.

Woods, 41, is considered among the most dominant golfers in the history of the sport, but his career declined precipitously in recent years as he has battled injuries and inconsistency.”

So, is it safe to say that it’s officially over for Tiger Woods? Just five days ago on his blog, Tiger said he “hasn’t felt this good in years.” He detailed the long progress that lead up to his surgery and insisted that his pain had been relieved. He also stated in his post, “I want to say unequivocally, I want to play professional golf again.” I’m just taking a shot in the dark here, but I don’t think a DUI was part of the rehab plan. The blog went on to thank everyone under the sun, for everything under the sun. I might have even got a “thank you” in there for writing this blog. He did finish his post with “I like Golden State to win the NBA Championship.” I can’t disagree with him there.

TigerWoods.com: It has been just over a month since I underwent fusion surgery on my back, and it is hard to express how much better I feel. It was instant nerve relief. I haven’t felt this good in years”

How the fuck does Tiger Woods get a DUI?

Check that. How the fuck does ANYONE get a DUI in 2017. Hey guys, ever hear of UBER? If you’re a weirdo, LYFT is also an option. For real. I don’t understand how DUI arrests haven’t plummeted to an almost non-existent level. There’s really no excuse for a DUI in this day in age. Oh, you can’t afford the UBER ride? How are you going to afford the thousands of dollars that you’ll need to pay for the DUI?

For gods sake, Paul’s an UBER driver. DM him on twitter and he’ll give you his UBER number!

Tiger on the other hand has more money than God. The dude is building golf courses all over the country. Get a god damn private driver, have him sign a confidentiality agreement and stop getting DUIs like a commoner.

Do you see that mug shot? Come on. You’re Tiger f’n Woods man! Get your shit together.