“Playoff experience? Yeah. I make playoffs in Madden every year.”
First of all, let’s give credit where it’s due. Congrats on the skills, Snacks.
Next, let’s address the elephant in the room. Snacks has Aaron Rodgers as his Quarterback in Madden. Not Eli. Manning. He got to pick a player to be his Quarterback and he didn’t choose his teammate, team leader, and possible friend (probably not) Eli Manning.
Stop the presses. Do not print the shirts. If a guy doesn’t even have enough confidence in his own quarterback to draft him in Madden, there’s no way he has confidence in him on the real football field. Game over.
What’s going on in the Giant’s locker room? First Odell is parading around in a Luchador mask and now Snacks Harrison is throwing his quarterback under the bus? Bragging about his Madden wins. Is the Giant’s PR department still on break for the holiday? It’s a playoff week, people. How do you have these guys coming out of pocket like this?
P.S. Do you see those thumbs on Snacks? Those are the thumbs of a champion. Like he said… well, he didn’t say, but through a vast reach, I’m going to guess he implied it. If he can’t make Eli good with those god like Madden thumbs, no one can.
P.P.S. Giants Lose. Packers win. Snacks is my new favorite NFL player.
P.P.P.S. Formal invite: Snacks, we’re going to have a Madden Tournament next week (you know, when you’ve been eliminated from the Playoffs, due to lack of confidence in your quarterback). You’re 100% invited. You bring the stacks, we’ll being the snacks.
"I go to the playoffs every year on Madden so I have some playoff experience." pic.twitter.com/lwvSOKzqTK
— Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) January 5, 2017
"I go to the playoffs every year on Madden so I have some playoff experience." pic.twitter.com/lwvSOKzqTK
— Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) January 5, 2017