Marquette King is the Greatest Punter Alive

Drop Top!!!!

If you think there’s any punter on earth that is better than Marquette King, than you’ve CLEARLY never been a kid who tried to punt a football into a basketball net. That shit is impossible.

So, I’m on team #King, even more than I was when he scorched Travis Kelce. Fuck, you Travis.

P.s. Let’s talk about this dweeb from USA Today. 1. Twitter content is fair game, man. 2. Don’t even air it. Marquette King doesn’t want to be featured by someone that is lame enough to tweet for permission.

Also, thanks for showing how lame it looks when someone who shouldn’t say “lit” says “lit.”