Cavi’s Favorite Christmas Songs (dedicated to Fantasy Football Players)

Yule Shoot Your Eye Out – Fall Out Boy

Dedicated to: My 2016 Fantasy Football Team, specifically Eddie Lacy.

Don’t come home for Christmas
You’re the last thing I want to see
Underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less

I Won’t Be Home For Christmas – Blink 182

Dedicated to: Michael Floyd ( #NotreDameGuy )

Well I guess it’s not cool to freak on Christmas eve
Because the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn’t have a tree
Christmas came a night early
As a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package

Alone This Holiday – The Used

Dedicated to: Jeff Fisher

Said, It’s cold in this town
And there’s snow on the ground
Far from home
Not alone
I left you with nothing
And that’s what you own

Fairytale of New York – The Pogues

Disclaimer: This is actually the GREATEST Christmas song. Ever.

Dedicated to: Eli Manning and Odell Beckham Jr.

You’re a bum
You’re a punk
You’re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it’s our last

Christmas Shoes – New Song

Dedicated to: Antonio Brown

Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my Mama, please
It’s Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, Daddy says there’s not much time