Can you believe it’s the fifth week of college football already? I can’t. Most notably because it’s 90-fucking-degrees outside. I like fall weather. That’s the reason I live in Pennsylvania and not Florida. Pull your shit together, Mother Nature. Anyway, we’re here to help all you degenerates with our College Football Week 5 Picks.
We’re all in still sitting in decent positions at this point in the season. Eddie has pulled out to a slight lead after last week and is sitting on a 10-3 record, while Tommy and I are both at a respectable 8-5.
Saddle up and get your bankrolls ready. Ed had the hot hand last week. The dude went 7-1! Tommy and I on the other hand posted a pair of 4-4 records. But, if you’re betting with any of our strategies, you’re still alright. You might have lost a few vigs, which nothing to worry about. That’s just the cost of doing business.
This is the part where we remind you that none of our picks are guaranteed to win you money. It’s also the place where we remind you that if you’re gambling to do it legally in Vegas or at one of the legal websites online. Also, if you have a problem call 1-800-Gambler.