Louisiana Tech vs UAB was Lit

The Louisiana Tech vs. UAB basketball game got “lit.” At least that’s what I’d say if I wasn’t 30 years old.

First of all, the UAB basketball team should really partake in some self reflection here. Ask yourselves, how much does your school really care about sports? Should you maybe chill out and not have a GIANT TELEVISED BRAWL? After The football program actually made your school money and got cut. Do you want the basketball program to go the way of the dinosaurs? That means, extinct. Which means, cease to exist, incase you’re from Alabama and don’t think dinosaurs were real, because they may still teach creationism in public schools. UAB Basketball, maybe chill, one time.

Number two, how do watch the entire Louisiana Tech bench clear and stay sitting on the bench? Protect your guys.

Where is Louisiana Tech’s coaching staff? I only counted one coach. I could be wrong, but I’m not. I’m pretty sure my 3rd grade, YMCA, 7 foot rims team had at least 3 coaches.

Update (thanks Google) – apparently in college basketball, you get ejected when you leave the bench. So, that explains what sent the entire La Tech team packing and made the UAB bench stay seated. When all was said and done, Louisiana Tech only had four players left to finish the game. At the point of the “fight,” UAB was winning 63-50.

Shout out to La Tech for playing the last 6 minutes of the game down players, even if they didn’t pull out the win. UAB won this game 79-70. P.s. I still don’t think they won the fight though.

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