Fantasy Football Week 13:  Do You Even Lift, Bro?

Think of fantasy football playoffs as beach season. You’ve been carbo-loading your fantasy team all autumn long in order to be Judy Dench for playoffs. Anabolic stacks, skull crushers, protein shakes and superset squats on the reg. It’s now time to lean out and begin your cut phase by popping caffeine and ephedra pills like Skittles before the big show. My week 13 fantasy football advice is to trim the fat on your team and cut the players that have been weighing you down this season. Get massive gains on Sunday by starting the players that got you into playoff contention.

Week 13 is do or die for many fantasy owners. Don’t end your 2016 fantasy season early. Play your studs and review matchups and injury reports. Don’t force reps and tweak a pectoral muscle by overthinking who to start. This isn’t Planet Fitness, bro. Fantasy football is full of judgment. Watch out for that Lunk alarm and go with the best possible lineup.

Unfortunately only the strong will survive and make it to week 14. Good luck to you all! And remember, when in doubt, do some crunches and go with your gut!

@eskorupa_PAS

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